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Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.
Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.
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sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.
She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.
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Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”
On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.
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When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."
Gaz: "That sucks."
A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.
Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick
Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome
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Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.