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Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
Linkin Park's 2010 CD "A Thousand Suns" is a 4.75" polycarbonate piece of dog crap, and the most repulsive product ever produced by modern man. Each of its fifteen tracks is an amalgam of incessant whining, superficial liberalism, non-melodic political banter, and completely uninspired electronic gibberish that defies the term 'music'. If by 2012 the band's six members are not tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity, vigilantes must take action before Linkin Park can be allowed to release yet another travesty of incomprehensible proportions upon the masses of unsuspecting humanity.
"A Thousand Suns" scores a 0 out of 100, all copies should be melted, and the six band members should be forced to drink the molten plastic
A Submariner in any of the world's Navies
"you were in the navy for ten years,you must have seen loads of places"
"Nah, I was a sun dodger"
A Really Bad Pickup line in the TV-Series 'Taken'
'Your the Sun and the Moon to me Anne' *kissing?*
A common term used by white people who often sail to describe glasses in their own satirical way. Despite this, the satire is not funny.
"Bro, can you grab my persols?"
"What?"
"My sun reducers, next to my patagonia shorts."
when ass is greater than snoop dogg ass crack and pussy
"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that raisin in the sun!"
Generally, sun kings are determined by their names and their mother language must be different from their nation's, because no one understands the sun king. also has the power to influence nature and weather. always tries to prove the impossible, the sun king is the boy who flew close to the sun and replaced the wax that kept his wings on with glue.
a: you know when i get depressed, the clouds cover the sun and it begins to rain.
b: could be coincidence, relax bro
a: yea but the weather was destined for clear and sunny, and now its dark and cloudy.
b: so?
a: cant have the plants perish, 7 days maximum.
b: is that like a commandment or something?
-a week later-
b: yo wtf can i get the sun back? its so gloomy i cant take it anymore
a: yea, told you im the sun king