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The act of stabbing someone and then deficating into the wound.
“I’m going to give you my dark surprise.”
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The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!
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the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
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Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.
"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"
"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."
"You're fucked up dude."
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A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.
"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."
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after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)
not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.
my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.
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When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black
Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise
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