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This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.
Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)
"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."
To be above reproach in all things, or to be equally intelligent and beautiful. To be Tom Fahey is to be always right. Linked to a laidback cynical demeanor it cannot be encapsulated by mere gestures or attidus. To be Tom Fahey is a way of life.
OMG see that guy smoking a joint over there, he is so Tom Fahey.
I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?
When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off
noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it
brandon: that's gross bro
The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”