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one of the best bands in the whole world! and to all you haters out there, don't judge on ONE song of the week losers. go to the website and listen to the rest of them!
Hater: omfg i h8 bowling for crap ha. l0l
Me:...dude. you're stupid. go to the website and listen fag! *hit hater with fan*
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n. A type of haircut, specifically one done at home by an unskilled hair-cutter. A pudding bowl is placed over the head of the person requiring the haircut, then the cutter trims any hairs that protrude below the rim of the bowl. This leaves the hair cut in the shape of the pudding bowl used as a guide for the cut.
For examples see early pictures of The Beatles, then imagine the same thing attempted by an alcholic single-mother, while half cut, at 1 am.
A contender for the most universally unsexy haircut ever.
Nice pudding bowl, freak. Did your whiskey-drinking mum do that?
Hair cut?
Hair cut?
You got a _scare_ cut!
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A name for the annual football game in Louisville, Kentucky between St. Xavier and Trinity high schools. Alumni and students of the two schools consider it to be an important event; others generally do not care about it.
Dan: What are you doing this weekend?
Don: I'm going to the St. X - Trinity game.
Dan: You're going to the Fruit Bowl?
Don: Shut up!
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a pushover. named because bowling pins can tip or be "pushed" over very easily
her boyfriend cheated on her three times. she took him back each time after just an apology. god what a bowling pin she is.
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Bread Bowl (noun) When you pull your rod out of some Xena's cunny and blast your man goo in her belly button. The full belly button acts as a bread bowl.
Second example:
Bread Bowl (noun) During the act of self-pleasure, you shoot you baby batter on your gut and fill your bee-bo full of jizz.
When I was pounding my ol' lady, I decided to treat her to a delicious bread bowl full of my special sauce.
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When a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a piss and you whip your dick out and she blows you. It's kind of like a glory hole but on the toilet bowl.
Me and this girl were making out in the bathroom, she sat down to piss and gave me a glory bowl.
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Michael Moore: Duh...guns are bad. Ban them all.
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
And they say Heston is the nut?
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