coal car

The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.

Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."

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Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

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Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.

Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"

Car sitting

When you sit in your car doing nothing but browsing through your phone and listening to music.

My boyfriend is always car sitting

car piss

1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss

"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"

"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"

"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"

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Car Clog

a traffic jam

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.

car-naked

Without a vehicle; or vehicless.

My car is in the shop today, so I am car-naked.