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It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.
I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
A glass of water with a booger in it
I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.
Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?
When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
Three or four different medicines people with HIV/AIDS take, at the same time, to keep them healthy or improve their health.
Did you hear Jeremy is finally getting the help he needs, they got him on an AIDS Cocktail to get his AIDS into remission.
A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication
David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going
cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.