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fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear February 14, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fanny stamp

stamp applied to those who have acted ina foolish manner - ACCOMPANIED BY BEING SMACKED ON FOREHEAD BY FRIEDNS FIST AND SCREAMING 'FANNY STAMP!!'

what was that? 'fanny stamp!!'

by bopbop June 11, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 2, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.

how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.

by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017


Fanny Blank

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

'I could've gotten with that guy, but she fanny blanked me'

by Bacon's babes March 9, 2012


raving fanny

The state of female genitalia after an all night RAVE: vulva sweaty, knickers need to be chiselled off and there is drum and bass echoing out of the 25K sound system in your gash...

Fucking hell! The sound system in Narnia was banging tonight - I have a terrible case of raving fanny but it was totally worth it. I'm going to need to chisel my knickers off when I get home!

by Faun of Plenty April 26, 2017


fanny wafter

basically an other word for a female prostitute simply because the waft there fanny all over you

I'm going to go to LA to get a fanny wafter

by January 19, 2022