cable hair

One of those hairs often found growing in facial hair that seem to consist of at least ten normal hairs welded together and that you simply can't resist the urge to pull out; fortunately, frequently an easy operation.

Oh, look. Cable hair. (Pinches and pulls.) Oooohh ahhh, that's lovely.

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short hairs

The hairs at the nape of your neck. Often used in the phrase "to be got/caught/held by the short hairs", which means that someone has you trapped in something, and you are unable to easily escape. Although often confused with the phrase "short and curlies" (which refers to pubic hair), the phrase "to be caught by the short hairs" is common from as far back as 1890 when it was used by the author Rudyard Kipling, whereas the phrase "to be held by the short and curlies" didn't come about until WWII when it was used primarily as military slang.

Although I'd rather come to your party, I promised my co-worker I would watch GoT with him. He took a photo of me sleeping at my desk last week, so he's really got me by the short hairs; I can't cancel on him, or he could get me fired.

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Heb hair

When you hair goes flying all around in a very curly and stereotypical Jewish motion. The heb is short for Hebrew, pronounced Heeeeeb.

Holy crap! Barry! Control your Heb hair!

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hair shorts

a girls legs when they only shave below the knees. Often attributed to lazy poeple or dirty vegans.

That girl was hot. When I got her naked she was sporting hair shorts. Junk.

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hair elastic

when a guy hooks up or makes out with a girl she gives him her hair elastic. Then you can see how many girls he has hookep up with.

Why do you have a hair elastic on your wrist?
Dude that was Carli's elastic from last night after we hooked up.

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Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.

Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.

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Awesome Hair

Hair that swirls and falls around your face perfectly. The kind of hair that looks just that much sexier when all messed up or wet. The kind of hair that can be the difference between "yes!" and "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now."

Doing it wrong:

hair gel.( just. no.)
cutting your beautiful sexy curly hair. *brb, crying*
SHAVING YOUR FUCKING HEAD. (potatoes are sexy, amiright?)
Getting anything shaved into your hair. (Seriously, your skull is not a billboard.)

examples of awesome hair are welcome here

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