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Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.
Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!
When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)
B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
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A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.
Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"
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A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.
Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
Guy 1: Who's the worst president?
Guy 2: James Buchanan!
Guy 3: Donald Trump!
Me: Fuck knows.