Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

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tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.

Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.

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palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.

You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!

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Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

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climbing trees

To get high, most commonly by means of marijuana. Trees is a common slang name for marijuana. When you climb a tree, you're getting higher in elevation than when you were on the ground. Therefore climbing trees refers to getting high off of trees.

Hey I just got an eighth of some haze, want to go climbing trees?

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Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

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bra tree

This is a tree at which women in a group individually remove their bras, and leave them permanently hanging on the tree. This is usually part of a ceremony by a sorority or other group, and is usually attended only by women.

The Chili Dog Sisters had their annual bra tree ceremony, followed by a dinner at a Thai restaurant in Murfreesboro.

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