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Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
At the end portion of a blowjob, the man pushed the girl's face forward and cums in her hair.
"That bitch sucked my cock so hard last night, I gave her some sweet Vegas Highlights."
Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving head if you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega
Dirty Vega has some bomb head game
(adj.) said secretly of someone who's H.I.V. positive, usually used as gossip in the medical profession
"Girl, did you know she got a home in Vegas?"
Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing
After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
Some dumb Polish fuck who don't know how this movie's called in English (The Hangover part II)
- Dude you know how is the fat guy from Kac Vegas in Bangkok called?
-Tf you talking about