lesbian daisy is we’re a small anerexic wog chooses to become lesbian out of self pity. she is apparently an out and out scouser who chill with all the massive town eds. she’s has a bestmate called molly may. she’s is a fucking groc and has a head the
circumference of a testicle. daisy also changes between sexuality’s and on the off chance she gets coloured by many big black man she will take a cock slap to the face and then make glorious passionate love to there 10” schlongs the dirty slerg.
hey man u see me demolish that lesbian daisy last night
real good fuck
Some one who obsessively smells vaginas. Does not exclude theclitorous
“Bro I smell the shit out her clit”
“No way you daisy sniffer!”
(noun)
A person who does not allow themselves to pursue the one they love because they are afraid of messing things up and losing them.
"I was a daisy chain smoker and it broke my heart."
When a guy with glasses drops a peice of a chocolate bar and someone puts a daisy in it
Chocolate daisies are delicious
when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!
This means when you are trying to die or looking to die
"Hey what you doing chad?"
"Not much just fishing for daisies brad."
"Same."
when you eat to much chips you you shit all the time and get ring worm
oh my fucking god i got so daisy pallanes yesterday