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Weiner Nest

Weiner Nest=The obviously out of control nest of hair that surrounds the weiner usually found on men who do not understand the word manscaping. Quite nasty, itchy, can smell if hygene is lacking.

I went down on him and got a face full of weiner nest

by TFK2008 March 27, 2012


Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 28, 2018


Weiner wart

Someone who bitches about everything but does nothing to fix or correct what they are bitching about.

Walt is such a Weiner wart but work change things of fix them.

by soulservivor December 31, 2018


weiner sexual

only attracted to Weiner witch is different from gay because u only like Weiner and not men

yeah paul i think im a weiner sexual paul says so u like dudes nah man just trynna have a weiner in my mouth no gay shit tho

by poop 10927 March 20, 2021


weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.

After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.

by Slutstopper January 16, 2024


fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls

"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"

by whalesharkluver May 1, 2024


ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee February 26, 2008