A school full of so many band kids that all the sport teams suck. Can't win a Homecoming game but at least the band looks cool. Had an electrical fire in 2020 and had to ship the students to a different school. Overall the only thing it has going for it is that the school itself is pretty and the band can play Game of Thrones
"Did you hear Grafton High School Virginia burned caught fire for the 3rd time today?"
"Again?"
Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
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When you punch a stripper in the face, then bend her over and rape her ass and smear your cock on her forehead.
Nick was so drunk at the strip club last night, he gave candice a West Virginia Coal Mine
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When multiple male relatives have sex with the same girl (or guy) at the same time
That girl was sleeping with the whole family, she was like a West Virginia Pin Cushion.
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1. a slice of bread
2. a hamburger bun, roll, croissant, muffin, biscuit or any other bread
Son: Do we have any hotdog buns?
Mom: We've got about 1/2 a loaf of West Virginia hotdog buns.
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When a girl loses her one remaining tooth from giving her brother a blowjob.
Ah man! I lost my last tooth last night when i gave my brother the West Virginia Dental Extraction
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When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina.
"I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."
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