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A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
Valentine’s Day
Other day to be alone
And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…
Someone: Why are you crying?
Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏
The dude that my brother would not shut up about.
Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth
1) A method to end any relationship by declaring love.
2)Making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. Effectively ending any relationship.
1) Alice used the St valentines scare and told john she couldn't live without him. Never seen someone run for the hills that fast.
2) When you need to get out of a too platonic relationship, you pull the love card and use that as an excuse to end the relationship. "I'm too in love with you, i can't be around you anymore"
A dumbass skill-less character in the game: Guilty Gear Strive. She's just retarded coomer bait and has no personality and pails in comparison to the giga chad: Sol badguy.
Kid: I love ramleathal she's my waifu Dad: fuck off ramleathal Valentine sucks balls. Kid: BUT THE TEIRLISTS!!!! dad: leaves and never comes back