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In Papua New Guinea, the vagina
Well, boss, dispela woke up dis mornin an sees dis long arsehole starin at im so whats dispela gonna do?
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Long Beach, New York is a really chill town with cool kids. Everyone knows basically everyone. There are surfers, skaters, preps, and lacrosse heads. Most kids start drinking and smoking weed in the 7th-9th grade. Its pretty isolated from the rest of long island so there arent so many out-of-towners partying with the rest of us. People usually dont make plans, instead you can just walk around to find people and that would be who you hang out with, whether you like them or not. A lot of the kids go to catholic schools but still hang out with the public school kids. The high school in long beach looks like a prison from the outside and it air conditioned so that your always cold. there are two deans that will probably be there until the world ends, ms.palmer and ms. butler. everyone hates the freshman no matter how cute they are, and only the cool sophmores, juniors, and seniors hang out with eachother, all of the others just hang out in their own group. the surf in long beach is pretty good but even long beach native prefer the beaches in lido beach, or jones beach. on the island of long beach there's point lookout, which is just like long beach except even more isolated, lido beach the more wealthy part of long beach, the east end, the place to be during the winter because of its larger houses to fit more people, west end home, which is basically the middle of nowhere, the west end which is where the famous irish day parade taakes place, probably the best place for drinking and hanging out, and atlantic beach
long beach's swim team is a lot better than garden city's.
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Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
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A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.
I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.
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I'm from Long Island so I trust me on all of this stuff
-a lot of people in long island are 'gheto' and 'gangsta', actually scratch that, everyone from long island falls under one of these categories
-I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york CITY. and the state, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-the few people who aren't ghetto and gangsta are absolutely loaded white people
-everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, we practically created homosexuality.
-i have to admit, we have shitty beaches..
-long island is upstate, thats just retarted to disputed.
-all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. If you can't deal with it then you should just move here
-all the girls are bitches
-everyone here is stupid, why is this even a question, are you reading what I am writing
-if you want to stop being inferior to gangsta, rich white stupid homosexual black people from the city in upstate NY and meet bitches then just move to long island already
person 1) I'm from Long Island man.
person 2) Hey that's the shittiest part of NYC
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a conservative skirt worn by women to cover legs. Long skirts come in many forms from narrow to wide. Long skirts tend to be worn by older women and often, those of Jewish origins, who sometimes wears long denim skirt. Long skirts may prevent movement, especially if they are too narrow. Some skirt may accidentally be lifted up during a windy day, revealing the legs and underwear of a person and embarrassing them.
Some long skirts may have a slit on either the sides, the front, or the back, mainly to aid in movement.
It was embarassing. I was walking the other day, wearing a long skirt and the air just blew the skirt up over me and like everyone say my panties. I'm never wearing this again.
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A chinese name. Also means long dick.
I see you have a wang long, may I suck on it?
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