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A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"
A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"
DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
When you nut on someone in a Walmart
Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
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Really shitty weed which is often mostly shake.
C'mon bro are you really charging me $15 for a gram of Walmart Weed?
The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.
If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.