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A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.
"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"
"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"
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Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".
"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."
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A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
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A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset
"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"
"Sunset wanker"
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Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.
Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.
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is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off
That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.
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one who participates in coin wanking.
That coin wanker won't stop coin wanking.
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