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What is a new wave wannabe you ask ?
Scene Kids, Scenesters, or anybody that is falsely labeled an emo, they aren't emo, they are a Scenester, or scene kid aka
New Wave Wannabe.
Remember the look was first done in the 70's as New Wave evolved out of Punk & Glam Rock, then combined itself with the new romantic fashion that is now trying to make a comeback with a new generation. Only difference is New Wave was done right and gave credit to Punk. NewWave is and was not scuz or trash.
New Wave Wannabe equals Scene kids.
A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
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Brainless bitches that don't have a brain but think they do. May or may not have a vagina.
Lacy the 3rd wave feminist is retarded.
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a chant football fans sing to managers/players of their own team at the side of the pitch, if they wave they get a massive cheer and if they dont they get a minor boo
Fans- "Dickov, give us a wave, Dickov,Dickov, give us a wave!"
*Dickov Waves*
*Crowd Cheers*
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A cancerous group of ugly and disrespectful idiots who attack anyone who dont agree with them. Also there is no need for them.
3rd wave feminism shouldn't exist at all. It is pointless.
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J: "Okay man, i'm sorry, I 'wave the white flag'." J surrendered raising his arms up in defense
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anyone who says this is an opp
“get waves bro” “opposition”
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