Whale Planet

A girl or guy of especially large size in terms of weight. Pretty much a really fat person; so fat that they resemble whales & or planets.

"That chick Carly is so fat!" - Guy #1
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2

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whale hut

an ancient eskimo term for a morbidly obese woman's vagina

guy 1"Dude did u hook up with that fat chick last night?" guy 2 "Hellz yeah, i pounded that whale hut all night long!"

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Whale Doggin

Successful, technical, intricate soloing on stringed instruments – most commonly electric guitar at a rapid tempo. Formerly known as “shredding” or “ripping”

Other Forms: Whale Dogg, Whale Doggs, Whale Doggable, or Whale Dogginized

Historic background: Word was created to replace shredding which was usurped by Snow boarding and skiing community.

Whoa dude, look at Steve Vai…he’s totally Whale Doggin!

That was some freaking awesome Whale Doggin, bro!

Hey man, way to Whale Dogg!

That dude totally Whale Doggs!

That guitar is totally Whale Doggable.

The first time I heard Joe Satriani, I became Whale Dogginized.

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whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.

"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."

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tanking the whale

A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".

So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.

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Whale puncher

-adjective

1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.

The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.

1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."

2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."

3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."

4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."

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Reject Whale

Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.


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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.

"I hate you. You are a reject whale."

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