Who is your purple?

Your purple is somebody who is there for you when you need it. Somebody who can make you smile even when you're mad. A person you're most comfortable with. Someone who loves you just because you are YOU.

“Who is your purple?“ My purple is you, Ritchie.

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who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand

Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....

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subjective guess who

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The only difference is that all questions must be subjective in nature. There should be no way to be 100% sure if you are elimating the correct people or not. No one ever really wins, but it is really fun.

Sample questions:
"Is, or has your person ever been, a librarian?"
"Is your person racist?"
"Is your person a member of a wine-of-the-month club?"
"Does your person own multiple cats?"

Examples of questions not allowed in subjective guess who:
"Does your person have a mustache?"
"Does your person have long hair?"

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Who’s your Purple?

Purple is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you’ve put them through a lot.

“So who’s your purple?”, “you’re my purple Tehilla.”

who cut the cheese

who farted

Jim-Bob:*farts*
John-Boy: *nose wrinkles* ew who cut the cheese?

Who Raised You

A rhetorical question said by someone to somebody else who does dumb shit or to a person with no home training often pronounced with a southern accent and emphasized raised.

Mark you left the toilet seat up, who raised you?

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look who's talking

A socially renowned response or comeback to a hypocrytical statement.

Emotional and sensitive person: 'You're really bad at taking jokes.'

Person: 'Look who's talking...'

*Crowd jeers at emotional and sensitive person after he gets shut down*

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