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The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
To withdraw a knife or a homemade knife and repeatedly stab your mates nan
You didn't give me the marajauna so I'm gonna to shank your nan
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When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.
According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.
John: What happened to your face!
Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.
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Red-Haired Shanks is a character from the popular and ongoing manga series and anime, One Piece. He plays a significant role in the life of the protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, as he is what fuels Luffy's dream of becoming the Pirate King.
This man is the coolest character to ever grace the One Piece universe, and I need to see more of him.
Person #1: Bruh, I adore Aokiji. Coolest guy ever.
Person #2: Are you kidding? Have you even READ/WATCHED One Piece? Red-Haired Shanks world domination, my dude.
Person #1: Dude, Aokiji can literally turn to ice. He's made of ice. He can make ice. He is the physical manifestation of "cool".
Person #2: bruh
Scotty shank nugs has been in existence since 1998.
It describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else.
It also describes another way of saying how disgusting something or someone is. explaining how you feel.
Scotty shank nugs has also been used to mean hurling everything out of your stomach and then some... meaning that burning fluid called bile. Something a lot of people really don't like doing in whatever circumstance.
"What a scotty shank nugs move on his part...I can't believe it!"
"I feel like scotty shank nugs"
"I was driving my car down Alafaya Trail when I had to stop in the middle of the road to ralf all over my front seat. That was a total scotty shank nug move."
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When two people proceed to shank (A substitute for a knife, usually a sharpened object) a victim, one approaches from the front and stabs (shanks) the victim in the chest, while the second proceeds to stab the victim in the back.
"Yo man, see that nigga over there? We gonna give him a Willingboro Shank!"
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Londoner slang for "Oi, izz dinner time. Come over, we're having fish en chips." Saying "I will shank you bitch" in London often means "Do you want to get some coffee with me?" or "I'll get you some food." depending on the individual's tone.
Person A: Shank a bitch!
Person B: I'm coming.
Person B: I'm hungry.
Person A: I will shank you, bitch.
Person B: Why thank you.
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