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no longer a gender, now considered a profession/occupation. must be good at making sandwiches, cleaning, taking care of children, and giving head
man: THIS SANDWICH TASTES LIKE SHIT! YOUR TERRIBLE AT BEING A WOMEN, FEMALE, GIRL! YOUR FIRED!
women: but im so good at blowjobs!
man: ok i guess you can stay
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Person 1: man, imagine a world without women!
Person 2: huh, that would be a real pain in the ass 😉
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On everyday of the year you have to respect women. No raping. No cat calling. No sexual assault. no begging for nudes. No leaking nudes. unwanted dick pics. etc
we need to change this world
Hey Abby send tits, cant justin it's National Womens day .
Come here baby girl your cute, it's National Women's day.
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Information used to keep track of file cabinets full of children.
That mob of kids need to be fed, bathed and put to bed, where did I put those binders full of women?
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The only type of humans on earth to have two mechanically identical meats. Whereas, men and transgender people only have one.
They have breasts and a vagina. Men, only have a penis. But a penis will never go up in value like a pair of breasts and a vagina.
Biological cis women work at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and even Wienerschnitzel.
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God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.
Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
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White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.
Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.
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