women, female, girl

no longer a gender, now considered a profession/occupation. must be good at making sandwiches, cleaning, taking care of children, and giving head

man: THIS SANDWICH TASTES LIKE SHIT! YOUR TERRIBLE AT BEING A WOMEN, FEMALE, GIRL! YOUR FIRED!
women: but im so good at blowjobs!
man: ok i guess you can stay

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world without women

A pain in the ass

Person 1: man, imagine a world without women!

Person 2: huh, that would be a real pain in the ass 😉

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National Women's day

On everyday of the year you have to respect women. No raping. No cat calling. No sexual assault. no begging for nudes. No leaking nudes. unwanted dick pics. etc
we need to change this world

Hey Abby send tits, cant justin it's National Womens day .
Come here baby girl your cute, it's National Women's day.

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binders full of women

Information used to keep track of file cabinets full of children.

That mob of kids need to be fed, bathed and put to bed, where did I put those binders full of women?

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biological cis women

The only type of humans on earth to have two mechanically identical meats. Whereas, men and transgender people only have one.

They have breasts and a vagina. Men, only have a penis. But a penis will never go up in value like a pair of breasts and a vagina.

Biological cis women work at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and even Wienerschnitzel.

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God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.

Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.

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Women's Rights Day

Women's Rights Day is celebrated on April 17 in Gabon, This holiday is observed with memorial services for Rose Francine Rogombé and by participating in events that advocate for women’s causes. On social media, the hashtag #WomensRightsDay is often used to spread the word about this holiday.

Jimmy: Wtf its Women's Rights Day!?
Chad: What?
Jimmy: Yeah it says its Women's Rights Day on the 17th of April.
Chad: That "holiday" is only celebrated in Gabon you fucking retard.
Jimmy: Oh.

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