yo mama

is so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

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yo mama

Lowbrow humor at its finest.

Yo mama so old, Adam and Eve were telling mama jokes about her.

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yo danny

the act of rubbing your dick on a girls stomach, also the act of needing to piss after jacking off.

I totally yo danny'd a chick last night.

After watching that porn, I totally yo danny'd

YO DANNY

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Yo, eat it.

"Yo, eat it." is a phrase interposed into a conversation when one person or other needs to get a grip on reality. Similar to "Deal with it."

John: Dude, I still can't believe she broke up with me!
Zappa: Yo, eat it.

Ellen: liek omfg!!1 i asked my mom to go to the prom and she said no!! WTF!?!
Carl: Yo, eat it.

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thro-yo

Throat yogurt.
Deviation of fro-yo but the act of swallowing one's throat yogurt.

Throat yogurt swallow
One night after work, John served Rebecca a heaping pile of thro-yo.

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yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

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yo mama

A greeting used on one's mother.

"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"

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