Fuck you up ugly

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.

SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.

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Yeah, fuck you too!

Expression commonly used immediately after a gigantic monster growls before attempting to kill you.

The phrase should only be used if you are in possesion of a large weapon of suffcient power to exterminate the creature in question.

(Thing roars and screams)

MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

(Dyanmite explodes, killing the creature)

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fuck you very much

An other version of thank you very much but then negative.

"You can't drive for shit!"
"Yeah, fuck you very much!"

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fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

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I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

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Fuck You Gazza, Will Ya?

Phrase that has become well-known through Rolling Stones internet message boards, first uttered by Rocks Off member, Jair, in 2004.

Upon seeing/greeting Gazza anywhere in the world, it is considered polite to stand in the street and yell, "Fuck You Gazza, Will Ya?"

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

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