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youtube junkie

someone who is addicted to youtube. they will be on it everyday checking out new videos. they don't go out much "incase someone post a new video" usually watches weird stuff
sometimes confused with computer junkie. but if they continue they may become one

friend- hey do ya wanna go to the movies with the crew?
youtube junkie- can't (stares in screen)
friend- why?
youtube junkie- this dude just posted this cool video
friend- you are such a youtube junkie

by kitty$ July 11, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Youtube Money

Getting paid by Youtube to make videos

Hey there, you're hott, wanna come to my pad? My bed's made out of youtube money

I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and the views gonna come/I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and you get none...a a a o o o, a a a o o o, a a...

by JizzCooler October 7, 2010

87๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


hello youtubes

wat muscian ronald jeenkes says b4 every song he plays.

"HELLO YOUTUBES!"

by SchniderD33 June 23, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


YouTube Quality

A blocky, pixely, and blurry quality of a particular video on the internet or the vision of a drunken person

Example 1:

Person 1: "Hey did you see Steve in the the background of the new video?"

Person 2: "Nah, the video is in YouTube Quality, so he looks like a blur."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Do you remember when Jesse jumped off the roof of your house?"
Person 2: "Kind of. I think was seeing YouTube Quality at the time."

by *Panda Corndog* August 22, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Youtube Philosopher

People who think the know everything on youtube. And to prove their knowledge, they fight with fifteen year old teens on video comments. Most of the time these comments have nothing to do with the video and end up being about how America is better then England or vice verso.

Video on: Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal

Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.

Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.

*Continues for pages*

by loading.thursday February 10, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


YouTube Racist

#1: A white person who pretends to hate black people in 90% of his/her YouTube comments. Has at least 20 black friends, 5 of which would be on his/her cell phone's contact list. Usually is mad because he was bullied by a black kid sometime recently.

#2: A black person who calls whites "devils" in all of his/her YouTube comments. Usually sticks to Malcolm X videos, completely ignoring the fact that Malcolm renounced all of his racist views shortly before his death.

#3: An Asian who argues for Asian superiority in his/her YouTube comments. He/she has never touched a member of the opposite sex before.

#4: A Hispanic who hates blacks in his/her comments. He/she usually has at least 10 rap videos by black rappers as favorites.

YouTube Racists in their prime:

#1: KKKWhitePower wrote: "go bck 2 afrika. now shut up while i call my best friend, marcus johnson"

#2: LouisFarrakhanisdaShizz wrote: "LOLOL u fuckin whites are devils. STFU. now let me watch my pre-hajj malcolm x vids without u commenting on them"

#3: AZN wrote: "AZN PRIDE. ALL OTHER RACES ARE STUPID. lmao wtf is a girl stupid bitch"

#4: Holmes328492 wrote: "FUCK UR BLACK ASS. i'm gonna go watch "A Milli" by Lil Wayne 4 times now"

by BlackTokyo May 3, 2009

221๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


YouTube Vortex

The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...

"I was over at Chadrick's house last night and we got caught in a YouTube Vortex."

youtube loop

by General Larry Platt February 10, 2010

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