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zach hill is a lame guy, hence, zach "lame guy" hill
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A surrealist comedian with a legion of one-liners and non-sequiturs at his disposal. Best Known for his role of Alan Garner in the 2009 hit comedy, The Hangover. His stand-up often consists of Zach playing the piano while giving absurd one-liners and performing many characters, such as the Timid Pimp, the Forgetful Vegan, and the Gay Snake. He is very popular in the underground circuit of comedy, and often collaborates with Comedy duo, Tim and Eric.
Zach Galifianakis: "When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at a Chuck E. Cheese."
"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "
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Would be a cute couple, soon they will start dating.
Zach and Zahra are a cute couple
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idk if u were involved but whatever
ok zach quieroz
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THE SHOW THING "Zack and Cody" IS WRONG. ITS PRONOUNCED "Zach And Cody:
💩 "Zach And Cody"
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Dating a girl 2 weeks before she moves and spending £135 on her for nothing.
'But I'm about to move to London, I can't pull a Zach'
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.
Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you
zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.
Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
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