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There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.
Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox
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Immediate casual sex; a one night stand with out any night involved. To achieve this behavior requires two key ingredients: alcohol and lust.
Buddy: Who is that hottie. I would really like to meet her!
Paul: Oh ... that's <so and so>, I already did meet her ... for a zero night stand in the bathroom here the other night ... actually about 30 minutes after we met.
Buddy: You suck! BITCH!
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Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.
Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.
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An omnipresent type of radiation.
It has not yet been discovered what causes this radiation, if something actually causes it.
Remove everything removable and you'll still have zero-point radiation.
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To go to sleep i.e. reduce one's consciousness to zero.
I was going to go to work, but I masturbated with Atari paddles until I zeroed out. sleep exhaustion tired conk out zero out
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The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"