To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.
Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?
Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.
A unisex euphemism for masterbation
My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.
The disgusting shit they serve at Moroccan restaurants
My family calls it “hot scope”
Mom: ooh here comes the mint tea!
Me: I will never understand why you enjoy hot scope.
mint and honey go very well together as people; mint is usually calm and collected whilst honey is bubbly and sensitive. they both like to make eachother blush.
Person one: "wow, i'll never understand how honey got mint to hold her hand. mint doesn't like being touched."
Person 2: "mint and honey go really well together. opposites attract i guess!"
When your dad thinks he’s being cool and ‘hip’
“Oh, that’s cool mint dip”
drugs taken by drinking the drops
My homie sold me a bottle of liquid mint drops last night and they were smeef!