milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*

bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment

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Pene Milf

A mother who likes to fuck but only with Spanish kids.

Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night

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Keebler Milf

a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

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milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

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turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

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Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

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Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

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