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when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum
dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..
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Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.
After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"
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A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.
After giving this chick a sneaky turkey her vag smelled like Thanksgiving.
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A balance specced pvp druid from wow. They are refered to this because they pew their wrath lazer in pvp and machine gun people down.
Kov: Whatcha gunna do tonight?
Pizo: Gunna level my lazer turkey.
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Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.
I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.
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A woman's vagina with large flappy lips
That ladies turkey beard was wore out.
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1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
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