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The holy book also known as the holy scriptures used in the religion of god.
The bible is powerful, may god bless you.
The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".
Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.
Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect
Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.
Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?
Trent: here’s my spare bible!
It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »
So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »
A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.
-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??
-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!
-Wow! Me too!