A prick that talks about other peopleβs pee and how he has a degree. CUNT
There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again
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The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.
I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!
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a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out
Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)
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One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu
Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.
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1. Comedian/Actor
-BAMF
-Funny
-Amazing
-Sexy
2. A way to say someone has a Nice ass.
1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.
2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.
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Today on Paula's Home Cookin', we're cooking babies!
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a "comedian" who is all the rage. he cant make a decent film, but his jokes are stuff regular people can relate with and just sit back and realize how funny everything really is. yeah, he takes jokes from other comedians less famous then him, but he preforms them aTON better and thats what makes him a superstar.
dane cook- There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. If you don't think so, then you're the person!
some dude- yeah i can totally relate to that! too bad therse noone in my group of friends, and its definetly not me..
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