Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
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The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!
-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"
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Second to the croc when it comes to the most unflattering, unattractive and lazy shoe to exist.
If you don't garden you shouldn't wear flip flops or crocs.
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When two people are having sex in doggy style, the man pulls out just before he ejaculates flips her over and flops his penis onto her stomach and comes over her.
How did you get that carpet burn?
From Flip flopping last night.
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fatty flop*noun' 1. some one who is unusually obese or fat 2. an exercise fat people know as push ups, but because they are so fat they can't do a push up so they have to use their fat ass bellys to push their bodys up.
"Yo fatty flop shane, you done with your fatty flops yet?"
or
"I just love these fatty flops"-Shane
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Is a black guy that dates only white girls
Man did you see tyrone that niggas been crappie flopping his hole life
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When one meth intake exceeded ones meth tolerance past the point of Spunducky and beyond the point of Twizzle-twacked...the crappie flop stage of meth use is an overdose ending in a violent seizure.
That junkie way over did it on that last one he's on the floor crappie flopping like a fish outta water...
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