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nipple fruit

either a raspberry that looks like a nipple or a nipple that looks like a raspberry

guy who is going to eat a raspberry: "hmm, nipple fruit"

by sventhemighty April 9, 2007

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.

Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.

by Fischl4Life May 7, 2021

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


People-fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Botanical term for ripening human ovaries.

Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.

"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"

"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"

by pteridophyta April 10, 2009

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fruit Snack

When a man fucks a fruit and then receives a blowjob from someone until his dick no longer tastes like the fruit he fucked.

1. Man: β€œhey you in the mood for a fruit snack? We have watermelon or kiwi”

2. Woman β€œwow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”

by FruitBrat January 7, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!

by Finance December 15, 2006

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fruit cups

fruit cups are athletic supporters for gays

little billys father had to buy his son some fruit cups or they wouldnt let him participate in his karate class

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fruit loop

the act of inserting small beats of fruit into the anus of somebody and sucking them out right after.

"dude my girlfriend came past last night and i gave her a fruit loop

anus fruit

by CaptainObvious March 6, 2012

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