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This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god
Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people
A being who can suck my dick
if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one
1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.
2. Someone who’s the best at something.
EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh
EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!
Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.
None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.
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