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Jesus Yamato

Nickname referring to Kira Yamato of the anime series' Mobile Suit Gundam SEED and Mobile suit Gundam SEED Destiny; particularly the latter.

The reason being that Kira Yamato as the main protagonist for most of Destiny was omnipotent. Kira would fly into any ongoing battle with his Mobile Suit (Robot) Freedom Gundam and own every other unit. Along with many other plot and design flaws of the series, Jesus Yamato's onesidedness made the series unwatchable for many.

Who is the best Gundam pilot?

A: Kira Yamato hands down.

B: Another vote for Jesus Yamato you gundam seedlings - my vote's for Amuro Ray!

by The hardest button to button February 6, 2010

203πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Charlie

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.

Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!

by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019


german jesus

Popular nickname for German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki.

NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13Γ— NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4Γ— All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5Γ— All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3Γ— All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3Γ— FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6Γ— Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2Γ— FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)

Person 1: Look, it's german jesus!

Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?

Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus

by FreudianNoodle January 21, 2018

31πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021


jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

1012πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

β€œHe Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019


Green Jesus

This is Thrall's actual identity

"Oh thank green Jesus!"

by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 8, 2018