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A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.
"Is that Jimmy Danger?" yelled a fan from a passing cab
A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.
Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday
Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "
Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated
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Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})
-Jenny Craig for Males.
Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!
Man 2: How? You look the same?
Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!
Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.
John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.
A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.