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Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

by Sexydimma June 2, 2016


Pick me slave

The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master

Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”

Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”

by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020

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yt pick me

i’m not like other girls, they try to be different but rlly are the most basic bitches ever.

jessica: other girls like to listen to clairo, i’m different i like to listen to nessa bc i can relate to her lyrics’, she’s very emo and so am i 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

habiba: bro i only asked you what type of pizza you wanted. stop being an yt pick me

by yaraswhoreslave August 22, 2021


reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is in fact the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. However, the correct, street credible term, is putpocketing.

One of those A.S.P. fools might say, "Some of those damn reverse pick-pocketing pranksters just reverse pick-pocketed me."

by Cousin Ari January 13, 2006

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Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland June 28, 2007

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pick me girl

A girl who acts different around boys than they do girls, and they have a lot of "guy friends" and act like girls are always trying "too hard" for guys/school and you typically find these girls in grade/middle/high school. They say "quirky" when describing themselves.

"Omg! I am so short! I'm only 5,4! don't laugh at meee!""Um.. i dont wear that much makeup! haha i only wear chapstick and mascara i am just not like the other girls hah..." pick me girl

by randomuser231 December 3, 2021

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Pick-up artist

Someone who uses a variety of underhand tactics to try and get laid because, having serious problems with misogyny, a roaring inadequacy complex, a deeply warped image of what constitutes being a worthy person, have never developed a healthy way of interacting with the other sex and seem to believe that the only way to get laid is to beat the other person into submission or trick them, they believe that this is somehow a reasonable way to behave.

By and large, so-called PUAs are inexperienced people talking scarily ignorant shit at each other to try and appear more experienced than they are, or have some degree of success - if it can be called that - which amounts to having sex with a string of women as ill, sociopathic and/or desperate as they are, or ones who are too stupid to realise what a scary manipulative misogynist the person edging ever-closer to them is.

In other words: they have the amount of sex they would otherwise have if they were just perfectly honest about their ends, minus all the people they've scared off by being clearly desperate and/or not very well in the head.

Pick-up artists: the ironically named group who, as soon as any woman with an ounce of sense or sanity gets anywhere near them, will be dropped by them.

by bald_rick October 30, 2011

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