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foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020


Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but Iโ€™ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 13, 2021


Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family

Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister

by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020


Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023


skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude

Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen

by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017


blow johnson

a sweet blow job

Hey Santi, will you give me a Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis May 28, 2004

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Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

by Jimmythabeast June 23, 2007

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