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A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.
Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.
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An Apple Fanboy fits under 1 or more of the following:
1. They literally sacrifice their life, family and job, and go in the extreme by waiting outside the Apple Store a day before it's new line release- sometimes days and weeks!
2. They own a Mac, iPhone, or any other Apple product, and refuse to believe that Samsung or Google is better.
3. They're completely mind obsessed with Apple, and have all the latest Apple Tech.
4. They think that Android always copy iOS, and refuse to believe that the technology Apple has been around for years.
5. They haven't tried any other device exepct for Apple.
Normal Person: *Sees Apple Fanboy waiting for the iPhone 6s outside the Apple Store 2 weeks before its release* "Hey! What are you doing outside in the rain."
Fanboy: Waiting for the 6s, idiot!
Normal Person: Have you tried the S6? Way better then that Apple shit you're getting. I didn't have to wait outside for the S6.
Fanboy: Whatever! Your Samsung sucks ass. Get lost!
Normal Person: He will always be a Apple Fanboy
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An iOS game that is a lot like cards against humanity but a lot ruder and with a lot more knob jokes
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Used to refer to a North American Indian who thinks like or supports white people ( red on the outside, white on the inside). The equivalent of one black calling another an "Oreo"
"Johnny Two Bears - is such an Apple Indian. He hasn't shown up at our blockade of the housing development for at least 2 weeks.
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The crappiest product that Apple has shitted out to date.
It's like a giant iPhone except it doesn't have a phone or 3G.
It's supposed to be the "Netbook killer" but it doesn't even MULTITASK! But it sure as hell costs DOUBLE.
It doesn't even have a freaking webcam!
And how much does this piece of shit cost? $499 FOR 16GB!
SIXTEEN FUCKING GIGABYTES!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
Oh, but you can expect stupid Apple fanboys to rush to their nearest Apple Store to purchase this useless device because after all, IT'S FROM APPLE! IT'S GONNA MAKE THEM LOOK COOL AND HIP!
Tell me Apple fanboys, how does Steve Job's cock taste like?
Fuck, you gotta be a complete moron to actually be thinking about buying this pile of garbage.
And don't even get me started on the goddamn name.
"iPad". For fuck's sake. It sounds like a brand of tampons.
The Apple iPad won't be worth buying until it can store at least a terabyte of menstrual blood.
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A slimy apple is when you shove an apple up a very horny girl's vagina, and then pull it out and do hits of marijuana out of it.
Dude, did you see how horny that girl is?
I know, i'm about to give that bitch a slimy apple.
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The shell of a pen (without the ink refill) that a crack whore can use to smoke her crack.
crack whore: hey can I have that pen?
john: why?
crack whore: 'cause i need to use the shell as an apple stem.
john: what's an apple stem?
crack whore: it's the pipe I use to hit the rock.
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