April 13

APRIL 13 IS NATIONAL PRETTY GIRL DAY , SHOWCASE YOUR BEAUTY AND NATURAL LIGHT , IF YOU UGLY ASL AND LOOK LIKE MOMO THEN YOU CAN GET OFF THIS WEBSITE BUT APRIL 13 IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Mary : Hey
Bob: Hello
Mary : What’s today’s date
Bob : April 13 2019
Mary : I mean what’s today’s nationality

Bob : ohhh , well in that case it’s national Pretty Girl Day

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April 29th

April 29th is like The Purge, which means you have 24 hours to do what ever you want and wont get in trouble for it.This activity is for 10+ so if your 9- you might wanna stay safe or stay away from people.

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Hey Bro!, what day is it?? Oh, its April 29th Ok thanks, *gets guns*

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April 8th

April 8th is the Smart Boys/Girls day. So who was born on that day is smart ass fuck.

Yo rly that smart? No wonder you’re born on “April 8th”

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april 18

National Anal Sex Day. Created in 1902 and originally called The Gentleman's Trolley.

It's April 18th again bend over and celebrate.

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19 April

A Squirrel and Frog lover was born that day. Anyone who was born on this day 19th April loves squirrels and frogs as well as they r extremely extra cute and adorable. They always talkative and bubbly. A girl that is born that day will make your day by just saying a simple thing. She would do anything to make you happy. She also that type of girl who can be so hurt but still look at you and smile. She is very smart but she can also be someone's dummy :> she is loyal, understanding, lovable and caring

josh: "who is she?"
Brian: "thats charlie's girl"
josh: "danggg charlie!"
charlie: "mate she is born in 19 april"

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april 11

if you have a birthday on this day it means that you so swag. so swag. you are also very hot and everyone wishes they were you asf 😛‼️

hey they’re born on april 11! i just know they are hot.

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26th April

You gotta be so kind if you’re born on this dayyy, you’re most likely taller than some friends but man you are prettyyyyyyy 😍but here’s the thing. You probably love a tall guy, most likely called Olly 🤪

“Oh that her when’s her birthday?”
“26th April”
“Well that explains why she likes mr brains over there”

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