arse cress

The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.

Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!

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bum arse

1. The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.

2. Soreness or numbness of the ass from prolonged sitting.

1.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"

"Shut up, bum arse."

2.
"Dude, been sitting on the couch for 3 days straight."
"Wow, you must have a real bum arse!"

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arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.

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Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

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dry arse

Someone who is a 'dry arse' or 'dry' is someone who backs out of drinking alcohol for a reason which is not legitimate.

Person X: I'm goin to get so pissed tonight. Are you?
Person Y: No, i'm gonna stick to lemonade, I don't want to get drunk.
Person X: You fucking dry arse!

Here, person Y is being a dry arse because he/she is backing out of drinking alcohol.

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Arse Chicken

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordnipple donkey

1 Arse chickens! You're still breathing.

2 Oh arse chickens and niple donkeys

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arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

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