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An injury sustained to the neck when you have to turn your head quickly to get a better look at a hot asian chick.
Also a way to point out that you have noticed a hot asian chick to your friends on the down low.
Oh man I got asian neck bad, did you see her ass?
Where? Oh shit my neck hurts man.
Asian neck 10 o'clock, see it?
Oh damn that hurts.
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A non-Asian guy or girl who hangsout with Asians all the times and acts Asian.
Asian-washed as suppose to white-washed.
A white/black/Latino/MiddleEastern guy who all his friends are Asian and drives a supped Honda civic and is into break dancing and techno music. They usually have Asian gf and some have spend a month or two in Asia. these guys are really into video games and might be into marshal arts too but they are usually not very good in either one.
Yo Tommy is hella Asian-Washed now. all he does is racing his Honda and hanging out with his new gf Kim.
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Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways
Your friend John is such asian bacon! Invite him to your party!
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A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.
Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
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An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.
Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
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The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen
Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts
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A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.
Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!
Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.
Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...
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