Awkward Llama

Putting your thumb together with your middle and ring finger, and bouncing your arm up and down while keeping your elbow stationary. Similar to awkward turtle.

Your mom asks you if you're sexually active........AWKWARD LLAMA.

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delany awkward

to stand awkwardly amongst a crowd or group of people

that kid in the corner is delany awkward

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awkward phase

During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.

"What's wrong with your hair?"

"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."

"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."

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awkward tiger

An activity similar to the awkward turtle in meaning but not in actual action. You proceed by making your hand into a tiger paw and slightly taping/slapping/clawing/mostly whiping the person's face. Then say "Awkward Tiger" and laugh appropriately.

We were talking about last night's homework and then George tells me I have sexy pant (in all seriousness).
I proceed to Awkward tiger

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awkward silence

When you do something, such as a fart or a bad joke and all your friends just sit there for 4 or more seconds saying nothing.

There was an awkward silence when Mitt shit himself and it smelt like a cat defecated on tuna.

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Awkward Bunny

a symbol of awkwardness, popularized by the infamous megan, which is done by placing both hands above each ear like bunny ears, only to suddenly and unexpectedly have one "ear" cocked down by folding your hand. This gives a look of a confused or awkward bunny. Usually a vacant expression accompanies the awkward bunny. Also accompanied by an awkward moment, of awkward silence or uncomfortable laughter. Do not try to attempt a one eared awkward bunny; it only works with two. Do not attempt to high five while doing the awkward bunny as it may cause hemorrhaging. Similar to the awkward turtle.

dude: I havent gotten any chicks lately because of my steel toed boots.
megan: oh ya? My friend sabrina here will have your babies, she loves steel toed boots.
dude: Uhh...
sabrina: (indecipherable mumbling)
megan: HA! THAT WAS AWKWARD BUNNY!

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Awkward Turtle

1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.

2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.

Michael is an awkward turtle.

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