Random
Source Code
Random
The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
Oooo i jus' love making bagel bites
105👍 34👎
When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
35👍 9👎
To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.
I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.
48👍 14👎
The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.
The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.
21👍 6👎
The Time at three in the morning where you don’t want to wake your parents by toasting a bagel or just don’t know how to work a toaster. So therefore you eat a raw bagel
Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.
Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.
the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp