Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.

Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

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Baked Ziti

To get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you.

Yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function.

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Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

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wake and bake

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.

play-dough loves to wake n bake.

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Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

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baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

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