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The fastest and best subgenre of any kind of techno music! Nothing can match up with it. It was most popular and I believe it was common in New York nightclubs, such as Limelight, Tunnel, etc. Can also be found in Grand Theft Auto games on the MSX station. You can find a collection of it in Moving Shadow Cds. Artists include Omni Trio, Calyx, Dom and Roland, etc.
Go listen to drum and bass. Some of the best music ever! And it sucks they don't make music like it anymore.
The Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, and Felix da Housecat got nothing on Drum and Bass!!
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Prenounced Shlap the Bahzz or Shlappin za Bahzz means a girl just going to town on her vag with a bass slapping form
Just before bed Jenny decided to Slap the Bass to hide her sorrows of another night of not getting fucked from her boyfriend of over 7 years.
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Another term for "That's what she said".
Can be used in professional settings when you just can't help yourself.
Worker #1: I need you to condense that report from 5 pages to 3 pages.
Worker #2: There is no way I'm going to be able to fit everything in there.
Bass Clef!
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An extremely large creature with ton tons. Has trouble completing 10miles due to a dickey heart.
Can be seen swimming on Moreton shore in the Summer seasons.
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a woman with big titties, a small waist, and a big ass; called so because her body is shaped like a double bass
That double bass woman got a banging body!
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very scientific definition:
c-bass:
a type of ugly "sea bass" (fish). usually ginger in color, its scales are simply flaky spots of acne.
c-bass is known to be an antisocial species, and will hide away from humans if seen. rarely caught in fishing nets, it will bite its way out if caught in such a situation, with its ginger fangs.
swimming in the ocean, they often like to think of themselves as "surfing the net", since they like to go on the computer and look at pictures of other c-bass like them, which is a rare event for a c-bass, since it usually cowers away from seeing other individuals.
if kept in captivity, special precaution should be taken to ensure a c-bass does not see a mirror, or it will die.
renowned worldwide for their impressive ginger color, they are often mistaken for goldfish. however, close inspection will reveal the acne, which forms the basis of differentiation between the two species. fish-owners should not keep goldfish and c-bass in the same tank, as c-bass have been reported to rape the fish, as c-bass like fishy sex, and may often go to tesco's just to buy fish there for the purpose.
a c-bass's main diet consists of ginger-nut biscuits, ginger bread, and ginger beer. this should be fed in large doses, because c-bass need a lot of food to keep up their large weight.
care should be taken when handling inviduals, as they are known to bite. whilst the bite itself is notpoisonous, the c-bass is highly contaminated with acne, and uses it as a contagious defense against predators, and unless treated with "anti-cbass" before 24 hours, an acne outbirst may spread across the entire body, along with genital worts.
due to the antisocial habits of the c-bass, breeding is very difficult, and for this reason, we at HornyFish4U Ltd. do not recommend males and females (or males and males for gay c-bass, or females and females for rugmuncher-bass) be kept together, as they may even end up eating eachother.
"oi m8, ma fkin c-bass ate his sister the otha day"
in the words of a c-bass himself:
"it ent 'once youv had black, youll never go back', its 'once youve had c-bass, youll turn around and give him your ass' coz i is one sexy ginger-munch!"
in the words of another:
"ginger is the new black. fat is the new hot. and c-bass is your new fuckbuddy"
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A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.
Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...
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